{"id":1535,"date":"2012-01-18T13:30:54","date_gmt":"2012-01-18T02:30:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellecooper-writer.com\/blog\/?p=1535"},"modified":"2012-06-10T21:26:51","modified_gmt":"2012-06-10T11:26:51","slug":"in-which-i-acquire-two-shiny-new-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellecooper-writer.com\/blog\/2012\/01\/in-which-i-acquire-two-shiny-new-things\/","title":{"rendered":"In Which I Acquire Two Shiny New Things"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last week, I acquired two shiny new things. The first was a shiny new camera. I&#8217;ve never owned a camera before (no, not even one in a mobile phone, because I&#8217;ve never owned a mobile phone, either), so this has been a very exciting and time-consuming experience for me (hence the lack of blogging). Oh, the wonders of modern technology. This camera can do anything \u2013 it even has a MAGIC shooting mode. Unfortunately, I am a Muggle, so most of the magic has eluded me. This is particularly disappointing because one of the MAGIC modes can cause objects to sparkle. This immediately made me want to go around taking pictures of people, then showing them the photos and saying, &#8216;LOOK! You&#8217;re a sparkly vampire!&#8217;, but so far, the only thing I&#8217;ve managed to turn into sparkles is a picture frame. However, I will persist. I actually bought the camera so I could take photos of the setting of my next book (which is set in Sydney, where I live), so those photos may appear on this blog in the near future. Or not, depending on how my photography skills develop.<\/p>\n<p>The other shiny new thing I acquired was the Uncorrected Bound Proof (or ARC, if you&#8217;re American) of my new book, <em>The FitzOsbornes at War<\/em>, which looks like this:<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1537\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1537\" style=\"width: 196px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/michellecooper-writer.com\/blog\/2012\/01\/in-which-i-acquire-two-shiny-new-things\/fitzosbornes-at-war-arc-cover\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1537\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/michellecooper-writer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/FitzOsbornes-at-War-ARC-cover-196x300.jpg\" alt=\"&#039;The FitzOsbornes at War&#039; Australian ARC cover\" title=\"&#039;The FitzOsbornes at War&#039; Australian ARC cover\" width=\"196\" height=\"300\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1537\" srcset=\"https:\/\/michellecooper-writer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/FitzOsbornes-at-War-ARC-cover-196x300.jpg 196w, https:\/\/michellecooper-writer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/FitzOsbornes-at-War-ARC-cover.jpg 558w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 196px) 100vw, 196px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1537\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Click on the image to see the cover more clearly<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Pretty, huh? I tried to make it sparkle, but all that happened was that a red splodge with an uncanny resemblance to a lobster claw appeared on Sophie&#8217;s frock. (Oh, camera, sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.) Here&#8217;s a photo of the spines of all three Montmaray books, so you can see how enormous the third book is:<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1538\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1538\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/michellecooper-writer.com\/blog\/2012\/01\/in-which-i-acquire-two-shiny-new-things\/montmaray-journals\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1538\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/michellecooper-writer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Montmaray-Journals-300x131.jpg\" alt=\"&#039;The Montmaray Journals&#039; Australian covers\" title=\"&#039;The Montmaray Journals&#039; Australian covers\" width=\"300\" height=\"131\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1538\" srcset=\"https:\/\/michellecooper-writer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Montmaray-Journals-300x131.jpg 300w, https:\/\/michellecooper-writer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Montmaray-Journals-1024x448.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/michellecooper-writer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Montmaray-Journals.jpg 1942w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1538\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Click on the image to see the covers more clearly<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Actually, it doesn&#8217;t look much bigger than the second book, but it really is \u2013 it&#8217;s more than <em>five hundred pages<\/em>. Massive. My next book&#8217;s going to be a lot shorter.<\/p>\n<p>Here, have a photo of a rainbow lorikeet:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/michellecooper-writer.com\/blog\/2012\/01\/in-which-i-acquire-two-shiny-new-things\/olympus-digital-camera\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1559\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/michellecooper-writer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/rainbow-lorikeet-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"Rainbow lorikeet\" title=\"Rainbow lorikeet\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1559\" srcset=\"https:\/\/michellecooper-writer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/rainbow-lorikeet-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/michellecooper-writer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/rainbow-lorikeet-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/michellecooper-writer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/rainbow-lorikeet.jpg 1236w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last week, I acquired two shiny new things. The first was a shiny new camera. I&#8217;ve never owned a camera before (no, not even one in a mobile phone, because I&#8217;ve never owned a mobile phone, either), so this has been a very exciting and time-consuming experience for me (hence the lack of blogging). Oh, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/michellecooper-writer.com\/blog\/2012\/01\/in-which-i-acquire-two-shiny-new-things\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">In Which I Acquire Two Shiny New Things<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,6,15,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1535","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animals","category-books","category-the-montmaray-journals","category-this-writing-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michellecooper-writer.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1535","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michellecooper-writer.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michellecooper-writer.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michellecooper-writer.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michellecooper-writer.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1535"}],"version-history":[{"count":38,"href":"https:\/\/michellecooper-writer.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1535\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2340,"href":"https:\/\/michellecooper-writer.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1535\/revisions\/2340"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michellecooper-writer.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michellecooper-writer.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michellecooper-writer.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}